Does your Ex bug you? Then we have an in-crawlible opportunity for you!
Back by popular demand, we bring you CWC’s third annual Feed Your Ex to a Wild Animal on February 14th! For just $5, you can roach your Ex by naming a roach after them and we’ll feed it to one of our patients on Valentine’s Day. We’re not bugging you—this is the real deal!
Don’t let your Ex get under your skin—let the bugs do the biting! To participate, click the button below and enter your Ex’s name in the comment section.
There is no better way to get over your spineless Ex than having our patients symbolically consume them! Updates will be posted here on Valentine’s Day afternoon.
Update!
We’d like to thank EVEYRONE who reached out to feed their Ex to a Wild Animal! We received too many to name, but wanted to highlight 10 Exes that have been chosen at random.
Goodbye Mariann, Fabienne, Manuel, Brett, Kate, Mike, Jennifer, Barbie, Donna, and Jose. See you never!
Our patients thoroughly enjoyed devouring your Exes! Below is a short clip of our current Western Screech Owl patient making a meal out of some Exes. We hope you enjoy the video as much as the owl enjoyed Daniel, Katie, and Derick!