Is your Ex a slime ball? Then we have an ink-redible opportunity for you!
Back by popular demand, we bring you CWC’s second annual Feed Your Ex to a Wild Animal on February 14th! For $5 you can name a squid after your Ex and we will feed them to one of our orphaned sea lion pups on Valentine’s Day. We are not squiddin’ around!
To participate, visit our donation page and enter your Ex’s name in the comment section.
You can also donate through Venmo by searching for @cawildlife under Charities. Type your Ex’s name in the comments and we will gladly name a squid after them.
Since squid naturally have no backbone, there is no better way to get over your spineless Ex than watching our sea lion patients symbolically consume them! Video documentation of your Ex’s demise will be posted here on Valentine’s Day afternoon.
2/14/2023 Update
We’d like to thank everyone who participated in our squid feeding today! Our sea lion patients’ bellies are full from all of your slimy exes. We hope you enjoy the video! Just to name a few, goodbye Kevin, so long Gezelle, farewell Matt, adios Daniel, adieu Steven, and Chel-sea ya later!